To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank
Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?
Another way to say you suck balls
Anthony is an egg sucker he loves sucking eggs
Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.
I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
In 2014 some of the worlds most intelligent representatives of their generation came together to come up with the word for the most vile, disgusting, new gen grim human behaviour since the bang and what they came up with is the masterpiece today known as 'DOG EGG'
ieva: 'remember eden? aparently she walked the catwalk for london fashion week....'
aaron: 'holy crap show me! jeesuus she is so ugly omg what a dog egg!'
The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.
Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.