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The greatest theme of all time, the pinnacle of Star Wars, the phrase that will turn any star Wars fan into an ape until they finish singing this glorious masterpiece
Man 1: Hey dude, I was just listening to the Force Theme the other...
Man 2: DUN DUNN DUNNNN DA DA DUUUN DUN DUN DAAAN DA DADADADADADAAAAAN
An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.
Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.
The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
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THE BEST ANIME TO EVER EXIST IN MS PAINT HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Depends if you like it or not...
My friends showed me this very excellent MS Paint series named "Creep Vs The Forces Of Antis." I give it a 7/10
The energy field created by all living beings; gives Jedi their powers, yadda yadda
May the force be with you, and all that
The force is the balance between all living thing in the universe, and is typically used by Jedi, Sith Lords, and Magicians. If they are telling the Force to move something, why do they put there hand up. JUST USE YOUR FRICKEN MIND!!!
Remeber. the force will be with you, always.