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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 16, 2012


Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms

ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"

by cocktaste June 14, 2012


Flap flicking

The act of flicking external labia during foreplay. When done correctly it will increase blood flow to the labia and clitoris, causing a more intense and pleasurable sensation.

Flap flicking is often requested during oral sex.

Trudi: Had the best sex with Greg last night; I love it when he gets things started with a good flap flicking. When I'm feeling like a naughty girl, I love asking him to flick my flaps.

by SexySmartandSweet December 3, 2019


flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 January 13, 2016


Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish

Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.

by September 15, 2020


Tappin the Flap

A female having a sexual relationship with another female

Flap referring to the female genitalia labia

Hey Kelly! You tappin the flap?”

by Sassyballs November 30, 2020


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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023