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A self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts which usually starts with you being on a top of a roof shouting at your neighbors. At this point you know it's too late to go back, but luckily you are a person of many talents. You chug a beer and smash it against your face repeatedly, showing no pain, then display your skateboarding ability, right before falling into a slumber to show disrespect to your neighbors once again. One person will give you the middle finger, your belongings will be set on fire, and your pet pig will switch sides and join your neighbors. You may never wake up...You've reached Destination Fucked
Poor decisions often lead to Destination Fucked
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No, fuck you.
"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."
It’s like saying “Fucking cool” But instead you use “mint” mint is used because it’s supposed to make your mouth “cool”
“Fucking mint” is used when you’re in a not so good situation
When your sitting down using the restroom and you forget that there’s no more toilet paper
“Fucking mint”
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Something you say when an already-immersive video game (such as Fallout 4 or Skyrim) becomes even more immersive as a result of a user-created modification. In order for a user-created modification to be considered immersive as fuck, they have to be lore friendly, somewhat realistic, and/or balanced (AKA not op).
Viewer: But is it immersive as fuck?
MXR: Well, the weapon is only obtainable after you complete a ridiculously hard quest. Not only that, but the ammunition for this weapon costs a fortune. This means that this mod is indeed immersive as fuck!
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To constantly be in a bitter, or negative, mood because of past experiences. Always pessimistic. Very Cynical pretending to be someone you’re not.
“Did you see Will last night?” “Yeah he has been such a bitter fuck ever since his girlfriend cheated and left him.”
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When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.
Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?
No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.
Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!