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a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.
i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.
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Duck Females: meaning super ugly nasty stank coochie females with a dirty pimple face.
Guy 1: "Ughh! Bitch you ugly."
Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"
Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"
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I stole a pair of her panties and they were full of duck butter.
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The multicolored cheeselike smegma that collects inder the foreskin of uncircumcised men. in case you don't know this, you should be cleaning that so i don't have to in the doctors office!
Dr. says "Whats that under your foreskin, sir?" Its duck butter, Doc.
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A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.
Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."
Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."
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Those brown shoes, sometimes black, but usually leather, but usually worn by people who want to look preppy.
See also:
duck boots, prep boots.
He has on duck shoes 'cause he wants to look like a preppy boy.
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Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.
"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".
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