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Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did youโ€“

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2010


Plastic friend

Someone who claims to be your friend, but after a while will start to become a huge dipstick

Oh my god, you are such a plastic friend

by ShiftySpectre June 8, 2019


Discord friends

Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible

โ€œYou always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucksโ€-some random person

by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021


Friend zone

The story of my life

The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone

by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2015

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Friends Zone

The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.

You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.

Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.

Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?

Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.

by C Levon August 12, 2006

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Good friend

Someone that replys to your snaps and not just opens them

Good friends reply to snaps, not just opens them

by AdamKoala January 3, 2017

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A friend of Ellen's

Referring to Ellen Degeneres. A phrase used when asking about a female's sexual preference. Basically asking is a particular woman gay. First heard on Community by Annie.

Person 1: So is Hannah... A friend of Ellen's...?
Person 2: Yes she is. And you can just say gay, moron.

by Sophie Marie Hare February 12, 2011

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