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A google search rant is when youre mad at a family member or something, and you just type(but not search) things mean about them in the google search bar.
Friend: What did you do last night Patrick. Patrick: I was really mad at my dumb dad so I basically just went on a google search rant all night.
The act of searching fruitlessly on the internet for something that can't be found.
Jim wasted his whole afternoon after Pam sent him on a wild google chase looking for romantic getaways in Scranton.
When someone criticizes the way you Google something.
"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler
When one searches for the definition of something on the internet, to include but not limited to, YouTube.
Clint: “Hey Mike, how do you skin a deer?”
Mike: “How ‘bout you google it up on the YouTube?!”
A google translate grind is a poem put though google translate seventeen times until it resembles something entirely different. Each different output language must have been chosen at random.
The first paragraph of In Midnight Sleep by Walt Whitman, which happens to be in public domain, could come out like this:
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.
And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.
This is the original version:
In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.
Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.
The act of using Google Earth to find an object.
Jimmy is Google Earthing (verb) to find out what his roof looked like.
A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass
Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.
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