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Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011


Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 12, 2015


Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity December 6, 2007


Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008


Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013


Hot hand

Usually used in basketball when somebody has a “ hot hand” it means there making almost every shot and seems hard for them to miss and it can also be used for a female or male that shoot shots in dms and gets their way everytime = hothand

Give Marc the ball he got the hot hand

Watch me get this hoe number I got the hothand

by Goatedcannotbefw June 12, 2021


Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m February 7, 2018