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Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?
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A school located in Lewisville, TX where most students are higher then their grades. Girls fuck more then they do their homework. Almost every teacher has a stick up their ass. The principal is creepy, and the Assistant Principal is hot a hell.
J How was school?
N I go to Lewisville High School, so yea.
J Ohhhhh.
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A highschool located on Century Blvd. in Hillsboro, Oregon.
Everyone who is enrolled at Century smokes a ton of marijuana.
Probabbly the biggest pot-head school in the state.
The best part it the school's security is terrible and doesn't have the slightest clue that 98% of the student body has massive ammounts of drugs on them while in class.
Glenco Student: What are you doing Friday night?
Century High School student: Gunna get a dub and roll a fatty then go to Freddy's and munch it up.
Glenco Student: We don't smoke marijuana at our school.
Century High School student: Oh, that's dumb. We're high 24/7 here.
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The most horrible place in the world. Residing in North Carolina. Home of the most red neck fuck tards ever. The stupidest school in the world.
"Hey, did you go to Mitchell High School?"
"Uh, Fuck no thats the gayest school ever!!"
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A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
Kid from SHS: "I go to SHS"
Kid from China: "What's that?"
Kid from SHS: "Sequim High School"
Kid from China: "Gross"
Overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & I applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.
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Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!
Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.
Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.
Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.
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One of the most nerdiest schools in all of Washington State. Every student is socially dead, the teachers hate you, there's work all the time even over summer, and becoming anyway respected by other people outside of this school is fucking immpossible. Just don't ever go to this school if you respect yourself. Tell people about what you have read here today.
P.S. If you go here, good luck at getting laid.
Friend: Hey Brandon, how's Aviation High School working out for ya?
Brandon: It sucks ass in every fucking way possible. Help me!
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