Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind
When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe
Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!
Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.
Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.
The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
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