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when you get fucked by a country boy
"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."
Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of
villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon
like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.
It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.
World 1: Jungle
World 2: Beach
World 3:
Donkey Kong country returns Is a underrated game
The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”
A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
Would have lost too.
Hym "You should be less concerned with other countries and more concerned with the overt, public, violations of rights that are actively happening to American citizens right now. I just had a guy I've never seen just walked in and called me by my name and then he looked at my chest, realized I didn't have a name tag, realized that he messed up, and bumbled his way out of the store. You need to read the words I am writing and understand that I am not going to let them take my life away from me. And if YOU as a politician are going to look the other way, I'm going to create consequences that equate to my life being taken. You need to stop slow walking because you're going to explain something to someone. Pick which explanation you would rather give and then do what I want you to do because we both already know which explanation you would rather give."
When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.