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A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.
Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?
Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.
Tommy: You better!
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A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge
I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge
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The act of vomiting into a vagina immediately prior to performing the act of cunnilingus. (b) New England Clam Chowder- ejaculating into the vagina prior to puking and performing oral sex. (c) Manhattan Clam Chowder - Performing the Clam Chowder during menstration.
Hey baby, your pussy makes me....UGHHHHHHHHH...looks like Clam Chowder for dinner! *lick, lick, lick chomp chomp chomp*"
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When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav
The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...
"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"
Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.
Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!