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It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.
She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!
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When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.
There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.
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Surfing the internet whilst at work
Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.
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The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
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Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.
Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.
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When an Irish man takes a shot, farts and says "wanna fuck?"
That dude totally Irish whispered at that girl at the bar.
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When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.
Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!
Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown
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