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When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.
There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.
It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.
She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!
Surfing the internet whilst at work
Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.
The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.
Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.
When an Irish man takes a shot, farts and says "wanna fuck?"
That dude totally Irish whispered at that girl at the bar.
When you Poop in a sock and hit somebody with it.
Jesse: Holy Shit! What's all over you face???!!!!
Adam: It's Shit!! Matt Gave me a Good ol' Irish Beatdown