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Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.
Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."
Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"
Feline - "That remains to be seen."
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A sentence used to describe someone being suspicious / very mischievous, or evil, it also can be used as an insult to insult someone about their physical appearance or to insult someone about their beliefs.
"He looks like the work of the devil"
"They are acting like they're the work of the devil"
"He's very mischievous like he's the work of the devil"
"What he believes is the work of the Devil"
"She looks like she was the work of the devil"
"Man his believes are very weird,
Yes they're man, I swear it is the work of the devil"
"Chad is very suspicious and mischievous sometimes
Yes like he is the work of the devil"
"You're the work of the devil, you shouldn't be doing that"
The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...
Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
To be sick and still come to work. This is usually done to avoid having to unnessicarily use up a sick day.
Doing this tends to share your illness with the entire office.
From the biohazard term hot meaning an infectious agent or area, ie a hot agent or a hot zone.
Wife: You have the flu, honey. The proposal can wait.
Husband: Nah, I'm gonna work hot. Don't want to waste my sick days.
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The sudden urge to stream obscenities brought on by work.
First guy: FUCK! FUCK! CUNT! FUCK! SHIT!
Second guy: Work-induced Tourette's, eh?
First guy: FUCK!
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