the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.
When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.
fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen
the fat italian man is fat
When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.
I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut
hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding
When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.
Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.