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the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.
"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!
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A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"
guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
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A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks
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Smothering your sex partner with a pillow while humping that same pillow
I gave that trick a nasty pillow job last night. And didn't call her back
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Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack
Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever
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1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia
2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her
Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs
Mike: oh wow
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Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job
Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
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1. A sexual encounter with a robot
2. Being molested by someone disguised as a robot
The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.
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