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About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
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A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.
An extremely sik person that is better than you will ever be.
That gurl must be a "Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)"(T-Nutty) she is just to damn cool for words she is out of this world!
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The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.
(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"