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About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
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A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.
An extremely sik person that is better than you will ever be.
That gurl must be a "Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)"(T-Nutty) she is just to damn cool for words she is out of this world!
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The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
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Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
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Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier
If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons