A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.
Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.
Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
A little man who is a crab
The Josh Herman acted like a crab
Watching your mom get dicked down by your co workers.
Man, I can’t believe you guys got caught pulling a josh last night!
Josh marshal can be a wanker, makes sure he owns everything in a game, talks to 10 girls but can’t even pull 1
“Are you talking to josh marshal”
“Yeah he’s a wanker”
He is the don.com
He loves hayley winn
he is super hot!
thats all
ALEKS JOSH IS HOT!
Sending someone an insult over Facebook messenger and then immediately blocking them as you’re a delicate flower who hates being insulted.
“I hate insert name, he’s such a dick”
“Why don’t you tell him to his face?”
“Nah, I’m gonna do a Classic Josh”
Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”
Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?