june 26

people born on June 26 are mostly really dumb people and are most likely to end up living in their mom’s garage

Katherine: “Allison your so dumb because you were born on June 26”
Allison: “i know i am a crackhead”

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Grandma June

A fat crab that can fly over the ocean while screeching skidermarinki dinka dink. Enjoys spending time at its local retirement home bathing in clam chowder and eating the eyelashes of dead roosters. Can be found in the deepest regions of New York City, commonly seen in garbage cans festering in roast beef sandwiches.

Oh I think there is a Grandma June in my sandwich!

Don't put the trash out at night, you'll get a festering amount of Grandma Junes within it!

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June 5

draco malfoy’s birthday. need i say more.

oh hey what day is it today?

june 5 th

oh what does that mean?

DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY’s BIRTHDAY

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June 30

Suck your friends toes day 🥲

Fred:Hey did you know it’s June 30th?
George:Fuck I don’t want to suck your toes!

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June 25

Kiss a boy named dray day! Ladies if you know any boys with the name dray go ahead and give him a big ol smooch 😘.

Dray: why are so many girls kissing me today?!?Drays friend: it’s June 25 dude!

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june 18th

your dog died today :D

you: it’s june 18th .. :(
me: yeah not sorry ur dog died! XD LOL!!!

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June 23

If your birthday is on June 23rd your the sweetest and most kind person not only because you get stuff but because your surrounded by people you love friends or family

A new person at school. Their birthday is on June 23rd omg I wanna be their friend. I here they give you stuff

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