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Best team. Always and Forever
by the way this is Ivana not RoZeS....haha
"Those Sacramento Kings are really somethin..."
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A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.
Janice was tired of Barry cuming in her ass when she was prarie dogging so when he drank his 10 Natty Lights and passed out she dropped A Don King on his head.
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When you thrust your dick into the anus of a female or male companion and protrudes through the body until it comes out of the mouth and is then inserted into the anus of the next male/female and so on and so forth and when the entire length of the dick has been used up you swing said dick at people passing by saying "I am the King of England. Bow before your King!"
-"Dude, i totally King Arthured Angie and Amy last night.
-"Sweet, how many people knelled?"
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What you shout when Jerry the King Lawler is hurt on WWE television if you are an eight year old boy.
(The NXT crew attacks Jerry Lawler and lays out everybody else)
Kid: MR. KING!!!!!
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The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.
LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.
Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon
Darnell: "Dies"
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A monkey thing who built a plane
King Julien almost killed the entire cast on Madagascar
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The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"
King Bubsgonzola! KingKing Bubsgonzola! Supreme!!!
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