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when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.
There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.
Me and Tom were log jammed last night.
When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off
I added a lot to my meat log this week