When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.
Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.
A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)
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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.
A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.
So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log