Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

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Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

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You sound like you look!

You look dumb asf. You are stupid as all hell. Beyond ignorant. Avoid at all costs.

Dawg, you sound like you look! Your words are absolute trash and so is your appearance. Good riddance.

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you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

even uglier bitch trying to look pretty

An even uglier bitch trying to look beautiful but failing horribly

Keelan, Emily, TT, Sam ect.
These people are examples of an even uglier bitch trying to look pretty

Honey I need to look at ur phone

When mum wants to look at ur phone

Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me: