making yourself taller

Euphemism for suicide by hanging.

No one would dare kill themselves on such a nice spring day! You're just making yourself taller!

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Make a Death Foundation

A joke from Ask A Ninja.

a Foundation were ninjas donate a kill to a kid who is dying and wants to take someone with them

My best friend and fellow Ninja Bob (not his real name)
said he couldn't go and help teach Silent Killing class because she was voluntering at the Make A Death Foundation

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making the band 2

A show where P Diddy tells everyone to go to Queens and get him a sugar cookie or go to New Jersey to get him a golf club and take pictures of midgets holding ballons or to go to the Bronx to get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

The five greatest rappers of all time. 1.Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan
Dylan spits fire!!!!

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make yourself scarce

beat it, disappear, go away from a place

Hey buddy, you may wanna make yourself scarce, this girl is hot and I'm gonna make her mine

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Make me a sandwich

A request by an impolite hungry person

"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"-mr. cockface
"Make it yourself ."-mr. boobhead

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Make like Seinfeld

Dictionary:

To depart from or leave while “being on top”
To depart from or leave while being the best in the industry
To depart from or leave while having the world in the “palm of your hand”
To depart from or leave before you decline in popularity or ability

Thesaurus:

Make like Kurt Cobain
Make like Michael Jordan

After Frank won the WSOP he decided to make like Seinfeld.

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Making the Band 2

A show on MTV that made me ashamed to be black.

After watching an episode of Making the Band 2, I had an overwhelming need to tell white people that black people do not ACT LIKE THAT.

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