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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025


Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025


Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025


Mason n

Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire

Mason n: is a sigma

by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024


Mumble Mason

Means youre the type of guy to look like a tic tax,have red eyebrows and mumbles all the time.

Mason ‘Msksjhdnmf’

Me and Mitch ‘You’re such a mumble mason

by jaydawgggOG April 26, 2023


mason story

Mason likes men and is a bottom

Can all so be described as a in cell

Stop being a mason story

by Pingu is a rizzler November 13, 2023


royal masonic school for girls

royal masonic school is full of rich girls.
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.

the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.

the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.

and let’s not forget that it is a cult.

A CULT

everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them

have you heard of the royal masonic school for girls?

what the cult where the girls are slags?

yes.

by imposter x September 07, 2022