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A bar prank where someone takes 2 open Corona or Dos Equis bottles, shoves them upside-down in the pockets of an unwitting victim, and immediately assumes the stance of an Old West gunfighter in a standoff. The victim will inevitably turn around and yank the pouring bottles, like a pair of six-shooters, out the pockets of his/her now-drenched pants, at which point the prankster will then mimic triumphantly shooting the victim with their finger pistols. This works best on a timid-looking victim who probably doesn't have a large group of drunken, belligerent friends around.
Mexican Gunslinger in action:
Prankster - "Bartender, dos cervezas, por favor."
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* <shoves in victim's pockets>
Victim - "Dude! What the fuck!?" <yanks out bottles>
Prankster - "GUNSLINGER! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
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To express negative reaction. Dislike, Unfair, etc
instead of saying "thats gay", say "thats mexican"
Tom: My phone just died
John: That sucks man
Tom: Yeah thats mexican
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The Mexican Sandblaster is a lesser-known degrading sexual act in which one party (most commonly a man) sprays diarrhea on the face of their partner. Most commonly, preparations for the Mexican Sandblaster include mass consumption of laxatives, dried fruit or any abundant source of fiber.
Yeah, that cunt was bein' all "Why don't you get a job you lazy fuck" so I gave her a wicked Mexican Sandblaster that almost woke her parents up!"
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When you are having sex with a woman, right before you cum you throw a blanket over her face and scream something that that sounds spanish. As soon as she uncovers her face, punch her in the mouth.
Benji just gave biggy a mexican blanket.
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The act of ejaculating into one's eyes in goal of blinding and subdoinng cet party and furthermore shoving them down a flight of stairs during process.
"hey guys, did you see mike give mary a mexican waterfall?," "Yeah barry, she's dead!"
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to work in california at the DMV.
my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.
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The act of driving past any posted stop sign, but without ever coming to a complete stop. Applys to both the acts of slowing down and coasting through and blatantly shooting through an intersection. (It's named such after the origin of the majority of recent immigrants who engage in this dangerous activity most often.)
I almost T-boned a soccer mom today because she pulled a mexican stop at the intersection.
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