crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."

"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"

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milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.

Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!

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Booby Milk

Lactation, but funny

Alexa, open soft kitty. Booby milk.
Alexa: Soft booby milk warm booby milk little ball of fur happy booby milk sleepy booby milk purr purr purr

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milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

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Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

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Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

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milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

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