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One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"
"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"
The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.
"Play Minecraft with me?"
"I built a house for my dog in Minecraft"
"I made a Minecraft server"
A game populated by nerds, made by nerds, and made for nerds. Lots of scary things come and kill you while you try to have a nice time. Even without friends the game has a toxic environment because the whole game is designed against you.
the best game in the world, in minecraft everything is made out of blocks and there's a lot of things to do as well as survive, build, kill the ender dragon to beat the game, and play with any friends that join you.
Person 1: OMG is that kid playing minecraft!
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.