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A " Man Muffin " Is a person who you would do sexual things to
oohhh, chantelle see that guy aint he a "man muffin"
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English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
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Function: noun
Plural Form: vagina muffins
Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)
1: A tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging
1: I had to check my vagina muffin to see if it needed to be changed.
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The roll of fat that peeks out from under a shirt and drapes over ones pants. Akin to how a muffin usually overflows its wrapper. Typically exemplified by large women in tight clothes.
"Dude look, that chicks got a huge muffin top!"
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steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
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When a girl knows she's about to engage in sex or oral pleasure.
Kloe was so excited to meet up with her boyfriend that she excitedly told her friend, it's MUFFIN TIME!
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After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin
Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin
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