The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

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Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

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Using a Different Name

When conducting sexual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. If she don't know you, you're in the clear. The best method of birth control

I totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. Thank god I was using a different name so she won't know my real name.

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name-adjective-afication

to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked by that person

russell:haha, you've been russelled
adam:you and ur name-adjective-afication

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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

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My name is Olly

When somebody called Olly tells you their name

"Hi! My name is Olly!"

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Obama’s last name

There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.

Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:

*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️

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