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A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.
I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.
I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.
Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names
When conducting sexual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. If she don't know you, you're in the clear. The best method of birth control
I totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. Thank god I was using a different name so she won't know my real name.
to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked by that person
russell:haha, you've been russelled
adam:you and ur name-adjective-afication
There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.
Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:
*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️
These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.
"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"
When somebody called Olly tells you their name
"Hi! My name is Olly!"