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soup number 5

A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.

I'd like to have an order of soup number 5 with extra testicles.

by bugeater July 11, 2013

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Hot Soup Records

Hip Hop producers from California

Have you heard that new Hot Soup Records beat?

by WesCos April 16, 2009

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Saturday soup selfie

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #

A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie

by Saturday soup selfie November 2, 2019


Life is Like Soup

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

by californiav-necksforlife February 25, 2012


Tomato Soup Dance

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.

How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!

by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 18, 2010


Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022


Dead Nigger Soup

A delicacy offered at the Lancaster Bistro off of Central Avenue in Lancaster, NY. It is only $4.95 per bowl. It is most commonly known as "DNS" for short.

Hey you guys wanna get some Dead Nigger Soup? Its only $4.95 a bowl!

by JPOW52 September 7, 2011

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