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(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
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when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.
I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!
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The act of talking shit through a mobile device or computer instead of in person
Girl: Look at this bitch using mouth text. She can't say this when she sees me
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The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"
Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
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When you are trying to text someone, but then get a text and lose your train of thought about what you were texting.
Why did you text me? I was trying to text and now I lost my train of text.
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Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
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A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation
"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"
"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"
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