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Its bad when a group of people made the English and French look brave in the American Revolution by letting them do all the fighting in a war for independence from European control. Its not called Dutch courage for nothing.
French guy-Your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Well, there was blood everywhere and I was too high to fight.
French guy-Like I said your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Im gonna pretend you didn't say that, I'm a lovable guy.
French guy-You have too much Dutch courage to be a lovable guy. You're a fucking coward, not a pet.
Dutch guy-You made a good point just now.
Damn a French guy told you that you're a fucking coward, that's bad.
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When you're so fat that it looks like you have an ass on your forehead
Fat Albert has a Dutch butt, what a fatass
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A dutch suckle is when two males sit back to back auto-fellating themselves, pushing each other to bob up and down on themselves.
Last night when rocky and i were sitting back to back we decided to get naked and dutch suckle.
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This is something you shout when you fail and killing a hard monster on an online game like Runescape.
FFS Bas you Fat Dutch you made me fail at Jad.
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A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart
NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !
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When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.
I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!
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a term defined as being a deuche mother, deuche being commonly misspelled by stupid children, hence has been converted to dutch, and mother as in mother fucker
John-HA i raped your sister last night
Bill: STFU john, you are such a dutch-mother
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Brendan: I fucking hate that kid
Jacob: Yeah, he is such a dutch mother
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