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Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...
"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."
Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
date date face relationships serial dater boobs
Exercises for your penis..
Mostly Penile Extension
If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...
A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
Stephanie was deterred when her boyfriends toe penis shallowly scratched her interior.
Another term for getting fucked over
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me
2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus
"I put me penis in ass lastnight"