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Exercises for your penis..
Mostly Penile Extension
If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...
Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.
Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"
Infinitely small penis
"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"
The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”
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A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.
Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."