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To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.
Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.
Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.
Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"
" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.
Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.
a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.
I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.
A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
my soft sax strap is itchy