The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

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One Niner

Any of the chicanos, kinfolk, or of the few woods that either grew up or reside on the Avenue, that don't take no mess from no one. True hustlers, money makers and grind artists, that take care of their peoples and only have love for those that have love for them.

Female1: "Girl, we 'bout to go to the south side and hook up with some real G's."
Female2: "I heard that girlfriend, ain't nothing finer, than a *one niner*"

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he's one!

A phrase that Overwatch players use when an enemy player is low on health.

*Tracer lights someone up and then dies*
Tracer: He's one! HE'S ONE! HE'S ONE!
*Winston hops onto the Lucio that is already healed up and dies*
Winston: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LIAR

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one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

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One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

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One Direction

another shit boy group put together by simon cowell who ofcourse have no talent and arent particularly attractive but hang somewhere between indie scenester kids and poppy douchebags.

One Girl - wow one direction are so original and fantastico
Two Girl - no, they have never written a song, none of them can sing and to top it off they are ugly.
Three Girl - id rather have my period twice a month than have this boyband exist, please god. Kill It

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