pillow Skates

The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo

“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

Bobs pillow

A large pimple

Damn, I got Bobs pillow on my ass.

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

pillow tranny

Someone who "switches sides" of the pillow during hot and sweaty sex to get cooler.

The sex was so intense that my girl became a pillow tranny.