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when you like social media posts from the shitter
Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG
A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.
Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!
A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.
Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet
Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker
Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker
A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.