If the word is in the Websters Dictionary, there is an ASMR for it
"You Johnny, did you hear about Rule ASMR"
"No, what is it"
"If the word exists, there is an ASMR for it
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If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.
Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”
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When you scoop your ballsack for ur friends to see. N they have to look at it.
hey guys rule 21 *bounces penis up and down*
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For every Virgin vs Chad meme, there always exists it's opposite where the chad becomes the virgin and vice versa.
According to Rule 93,since there is a "Virgin Jonathan vs Chad Jotaro" there will always be "Virgin Jotaro vs Chad Jonathan"
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The main thing modern women look for in a man.
* 6 feet tall
* 6 figure salary
* 6 pack abs and/or 6"+ penis
Who the would use 666 rule it in a sentence ?
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When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.
Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE
Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!
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Something punk rock wannabe tools say, to bad it happens to be an Oxymoron.
Tool 1: (Spray painting a red A) Anarchy Rules!
Tool 2: Yeah lets go listen to Panic! and some indie like fall out boy.
Tool 3: I think my scene chick girl friend is cheating on me with her drug dealer. But who cares Anarchy Rules!
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