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"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
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When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
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Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.
Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.
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A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
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When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
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Most Fortnite Players
“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.
A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.
Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.