one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary
"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"
A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
the biggest simp of them all.
sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.
A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.
That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.
Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
the god of all simps he will simp for simps
i am the SIMP GOD please respect me
Being an idiot while infected with covid 19
Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19