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Anal sex after the reciever has ingested laxatives. Works best after letting the laxatives take effect. After pulling out, you pretty much have a chili dog, but that definition is already taken with a whole new meaning, so this is now called the "Sloppy Joe".
"Tracy took several X-Lax tablets hours before Keith rammed her bunghole, so when he removed his penis, he noticed they had made a sloppy Joe"
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A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.
Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.
Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.
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Verb. The act of giving head with excess saliva.
"That Patricia Cuddlesworth sure gives some sloppy cone"
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When one of your friends gets so drunk that they start growing stubble on their face. This makes them look very shit-faced and retarded.
Did you see the pictures from last night I was so wasted. Yeah, you definately had a sloppy adam going on.
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origin and meaning unknown.... one can only guess
After I punched the clown the other night, I had a horrible case of sloppy-knuckles
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when your going down on a one nighter or 6 pack chic, and you take her pants off... at this point you have forgotten to shut the lights off!!! and the labia hang like slave of wizard, which reminds you of home cooked lasagna with the cheese melting off!
"yo eric, i came home wit dat ho, she took her pants off and "oh shit" SLOPPY LASAGNA!
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When a dude gives his pipe to someone and it is still limp. The pipe just is there.
"This guy just gave me the best sloppy tippy ever!"
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