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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
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A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.
Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.
Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.
Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?
I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
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Oh look it’s flying gorilla’s son might as well give him all of my money
Synonym for "On Ja" or "on gawd", ja-son is a word that can be used to express agreement.
"Yo that's crazy dude"
"on ja-son morant dude"
Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram
"I got added to the simp sons gc!"