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Lessons learned by a man dating up
Things I learned in the fire! Hard lessons learned by a man after getting burned again and again and again in relationships with women who saw him as a male step-down.
Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.
Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."
Person B: "Are you serious?"
Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"
You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."
Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.
step-co-grandpibling-in-law.
Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
Roommates that are roommates, but fuck
John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"