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When you're hooking up with a girl, and you try to hook up with her friend without any consequence.
DUDE 1: Did you bang Martha?
DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.
DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.
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National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
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Purchasing a random beverage from Dunkin Donuts without any idea of what it will taste like
Don't come here often? Just commit a Dunkin Donuts Suicide. You'll enjoy it.
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A mixture of Dr. Pepper (or store brand rip-off), Wasabi, and alot of soy sauce into a shot glass. Everyone stands by a sink and on the count of 5 every one chugs the glass. Repeat untill some one throws up. You can also put liquer into this deadly mix.
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Guy #1: Hey have you heard of theese japanese suicide drink thingy's?
Guy #2: Yeah, me and my freind did a few rounds yesterday night.
Guy #1: Oh yeah? How did that go?
Guy #2: Let's say we ended up in a hospital ER with a non-ending stream of puke pouring out of my freind's mouth.
Guy #1: So it went good?
Guy #2: Yeah.
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One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"
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A manner of offing one's self involving vomiting until one dies from it. Usually committed as a result of seeing something horrible or banging someone exceedingly unattractive.
"Man, I can't believe you hooked up with Shelly. That bitch is huge!"
"Yeah, I almost had to commit vomit-suicide the next day."
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