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Quiet Failing

Definition: The act of not providing followup warnings or taking any subsequent action after earlier warnings of perceived imminent failure were ignored. At the point of Quiet Failing the actor of Quiet Failing no longer cares as failure approaches and occurs as the actor feels it is not their problem anymore.

Today at work i reached Quiet Failing and my life is better for it.

by Yeahthatis June 15, 2023


WOF (Without Fails)

Like our most trusted confidante, the person who knows you best, there are certain pieces of clothing or accessories that you turn to over and over again because they inexplicably tell the story of who you are. No matter what new modern piece you’re experimenting with, the WOFs are the items that, without fail, will still keep you grounded. Yourself. They are the narrative thread that connects the dots between your HTH and I&O pieces. Without them, you can feel rudderless.

Person 1: These joggers have never failed me. I wear them all the time and feel confident in them.

Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?

Person 1: Absolutely I would.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021


Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022


failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023


umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.

What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.

by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011


epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.

computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."

by digitteknohippie March 20, 2012


Acrylic Fails

Acrylic Fails means two bad ass bitches doing great things with their spare time. Acrylic Fails girls are so much fun to be around and most people wish they were them. They are usually found sipping and painting badly, wearing acrylic nails and making acrylic fails. Their fans buy these paintings and the money is all donated to charity - how bloody good! Found in New Zealand but fans can be found all over the globe.

"Wow I listened to Acrylic Fails latest podcast today I laughed my ass off!"
"I know right, I bought one of Acrylic Fails paintings and hung it in my main entranceway"

by Bobplaysgolf November 27, 2021