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Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.
That poor boy, he must have austinism.
The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
a kid with a bad hairline
oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake
An immaculate man that is also known as a "Friendly NPC". He is a huge fan of the color blue and only wears blue shirts. Also, the only option for shorts are the black shorts with a "white paint" stain on them.
Austin Lilly wakes up every day with 3 hours of sleep and immediately climbs through his messy room for all of his blue shirts and black shorts.
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Bystander says: "Austin Lilly, now that you have put on one of the many blue shirts on the ground of my closet, you now have contributed to cleaning your room"