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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 30, 2022


Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 January 9, 2018


big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region

Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?

by BJ1990 July 6, 2023


arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.

We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!

by December 17, 2020


Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole

While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles

by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018


Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 13, 2020


Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021