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The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
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Carrying a big load a poo in your drawers.
Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.
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1. When you use an iron to dry your underwear, the iron turns excess water into steam and lifts it away into the air, leaving the underwear warm and fluffy. Like a bunny, but in your pants. A pants bunny.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)
2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.
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Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
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culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.
"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"
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A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.
Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.
Joe: Hahahahahahahaha
Tito: Fuck You
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A person that grows and reaps underwear.
You're a pant farmer thats what you are.
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