Bay Window Houdini

You bend a girl over in your bay window and do her from behind while your brother or friend is over, switch with your friend/brother and let them do your girl then run outside naked and wave to her from the outside the window.

"hey man this girl is coming over tonight, want to give her the bay window Houdini?"

"Man last time we did that she tried to rip my dick off"

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windows media player

A very bad media player in comparison to others like winamp. Has the tendancy to miss the first two seconds of an audio file. It has a very complicated layout and large window size making a simple task like playing an audio file a chore. Ripping music is almost pointless due to this. on the plus side WMP opens faster than its competitors allowing you to play a file almost instantainiously. WMP also suffers from its horrid lack of plug-ins and the windows web sites don't even supply them for download.

Argh. I just wanted to play my movie but Windows Media Player doesn't support the plug-in.

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Windows Live Messenger

The new name for MSN Messenger when, what was suppose to be MSN 8, comes out. This is because Microsoft are re-branding many of there famous products, such as, Microsoft Office which is planned to be one of the things integrated into WLM.

Bill Gates: Hey, lets change MSN Messenger to Windows Live Messenger and throw away the whole of MSN and the MSN butterfly because I suck!

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put the panties on the window

Roll up the window.

It's cold! Put the panties on the window!

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belly button windows

Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are going.

People with their heads up their asses need belly button windows to see where they are going.

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Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

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Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."

CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."

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