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A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".
Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.
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i cringed hard while watching a sham sharma show video
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Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.
You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!
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When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.
Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.
What a German Shit Show!
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A term used to describe a more useless than tits-on-a-bull project that your useless fuck of an employer has you working on. And when it blows up in their face, they are asking why you didn't work hard enough.
Henry had me working in his shop for customers who only come in for samples and nothing else. That numbnut is running a real dog and pony show.
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An American satire news show that airs Mon-Thurs at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Features Jon Stewart as the anchorman, with a full correspondant team, including people such as John Oliver and, formerly, Stephen Colbert.
It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.
I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every night, to get both sides, and a good laugh in between.
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a derivation of the word meat puppet;
when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight
"hey cutie, what are you up to tonight? Wanna come over to watch golden girls and put on a puppet show?"
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